Have you ever had one of those days where no matter what you do, you do it wrong? You tear your coat. You lose the back of your dress. You steal a car. You cause the skeleton of a very large prehistoric dinosaur to fall to its second doom. Yes, yes, we all have those days. All we need to do is remember that it could be worse! For example, you could be chased by an untamed leopard in Connecticut on the day of your wedding. Or your intercostal clavicle could have been thieved by a small dog with a big attitude. And what would you do without your intercostal clavicle?? I know I couldn’t live without mine!
Stay classy, fellow bloggers.